April last week jokes

 Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?

Because 7 ate 9 .. (7 ‘8’ 9 get it ?)

Apr 06 jokes

•  How do you throw a party in space ?

You plan it (plan-et ..!)

Apr 03, Weekend jokes

 

• What did the science book say to the math book ?

You have lot of problems ! (get it ?!)

• What do you call a fake noodle ?

Impasta (impostor + pasta)

• Why can't the bike stand up ?

It was too tired (two tire-ed..get it ?!)

• What is the tooth fairy's favorite dance ?

the floss !

Apr 02 Jokes

What color is the wind ?

Blue ! (blew ..get it ?!)

 :)