Saturday, April 3, 2021

Apr 03, Weekend jokes

 

  • What did the science book say to the math book ?


You have lot of problems ! (get it ?!)


  • What do you call a fake noodle ?


Impasta (impostor + pasta)


  • Why can't the bike stand up ?


It was too tired (two tire-ed..get it ?!)


  • What is the tooth fairy's favorite dance ?


the floss !

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